Big Brother 7/8 Is A Chen Free Zone

After a very well edited recap of the entrance shenanigans, tonight’s edition of Big Brother begins. We get a little more detail on the enemies, such as the fact that Carol had been talking “smack on” Jessica. We then go back to Danielle, who’s case here is so far the most sympathetic, crying in the bathroom, explaining the beef between her and Daddy Dick, explaining his “mean friend” status, decrying his lack of a father-ness. Well, that was obvious looking at him. However, Dick goes to the bathroom and seemingly comforts Danielle, and comes off as someone who seems caring enough towards their offspring. We then cut to Joe and Dustin bickering. Dustin is definitely the one who comes off better of these two, Joe coming off as a bitchy, egocentric queen. Joe goes back bitching about his “immaculate” gonorrhea. I, and apparently the rest of the house, wish he would should his mouth. Carol and Jessica come last, and they come hardest. They seem to be plotting to play the rest of the house, and Carol comes off the better of the two, seeming saner and less conceited. And, like Jessica says, the curling iron hair works for her. We get the first HOH room, which looks oddly technical and doesn’t quite jibe with the rest of the Alice in Wonderland house. Amber is sad looking at Kail’s kids because she misses her own kids. What did you expect Amber? When the photo wall comes up, Jen starts crying because she’s never taken a worse picture. Jen plans to stand there and cover it until they change it. Jen, seemingly, cannot get over the fact that she looks fugly on the wall. Eric, meanwhile, thinks that Jen has proved herself incredibly unstable. This is why you’re America’s player Eric. You catch on fast…

When we come back from commercial, we get a little bit about Dick’s name-dropping tendencies, ranging from Madonna and Richard Gere to Survivor’s Jerri Manthey. It just keeps going seemingly, but every time Kail asks him about someone, he doesn’t know them. Next, we move on to Amber, who has “an amazing spirit” according to Dustin. That, or the perfect reality show combination of single mother, cocktail waitress, and Vegas. Amber’s family is apparently very dependent on her, which begs the question, why is she abandoning them for three months on the pittance that BB pays them. Mike and Kail seem to quickly align, and then they agree to draw Zach and Nick into their quickly formed alliance. While watching the spy-screen, they see Danielle “conversating” with her dad, and quickly decry her as untrustworthy. Zach is pleased with Nick being the forth person, because he sleeps next to him. Nick quickly dubs the alliance, Mrs. Robinson and her Three Boys. The move seems smartest for Kail, who very quickly has the three strongest men in the house backing her. Mrs. Robinson is here to play…

After the break, we get the food competition. At the couches, Dick has his arm around Amber. She’s seemingly had a hard enough life Dick. Do you really have to taint her more? Jessica, who is quickly becoming one of the funnies in the house, because she’s a raging idiot, decries it as “big bodies versus big hair”. Jen does not want Dick touching her. Good move Jen. Jameka also makes a funny, stating that during and after the competition, no one was going to be hooking up that night. Amber’s hair, the secret weapon of the red team, leads the red team to a resounding victory, giving the blue team slop for the week. Jameka is looking up to the slop. Oh, how wrong she will be. Very quickly, Jameka says that it stuffs, and declares that slop is most likely illegal in most countries. Dustin and Joe finally have a rational discussion, which Joe starts by saying this is his time, not their time. Dustin tells Joe that whenever he thinks about him, he “shakes like an epileptic in an arcade”, which I hope is from anger and not love. Joe goes back to the gonorrhea again, and Dustin comes off as more rational and more sympathetic yet again. Joe claims to have spoon-fed Dustin his life. Joe doesn’t believe that Dustin deserves Big Brother. Wow Joe. I hate you more and more every time I see you. Dustin, I hope you outlast him by a mile.

We’re back again, with another Dick and Danielle segment, where Dick tries to talk to Danielle, but she doesn’t speak back to him at all. Wow, I’m starting to like Dick a lot more than Danielle. She finally speaks, telling Dick he’s coming on too strong and needs to relax. Danielle realizes that working with Daddy is good game playing. Kail starts worrying about nominations. Mike seeks to advise her to put up the weak people from competitions. Kail thinks about putting up Joe because he’s a tough player. Eric is apparently the jokester of the house, and we are given our first America’s choice vote. We got to pick whom he should pour his heart out to. The one who I would vote for is Jameka. I wanna see a Jameka/Eric alliance for some reason. I think that might be a very funny alliance. This is kind of a lackluster choice for America though. We don’t really know anyone yet.

As we come back, Kail is retrieving the keys for nomination. Jen is scared she’ll be nominated. Joe is too. Dick is afraid Danielle’s gonna be nominated. Nick feels he’s safe. And we’re at the big table. Dustin, Jessica, and Evil (as Dick is called) are safe. Eric is first safe, then Joe, Zach, Danielle, Jen, Mike, Jameka, and Nick. Amber and Carol are our first nominees. Kail nominated them because they were the first couple knocked out of the HOH competition. Carol’s not pissed, but she realizes she has to fight. Jessica is happy because someone may do her dirty work. Amber is pissed because she’s a mom, and doesn’t think moms should nominate other moms. Kail is pleased with her nominations. Tuesday’s the veto competition (which already happened).